Epy Quizon's Favorite Song from #50ShadesManila

“I had so much fun…a good laugh…69 minutes of fun and laughter.  I like the Hole song [There’s a Hole Inside of Me]. It’s metaphorically funny,” shared  Epy Quizon 

Here are the full lyrics of the song as transcribed by the writer:

(Spoken) I wish I had something big...to fill this hole inside of me

There's a hole inside of me 
That I need to fill
A yearning down there
A screw that needs to be drilled

There's a hole inside of me
A hole in the plot
A dark empty space
But who could fill my slot?

This hole inside of me
It just won't behave
Won't someone come along
And explore my cave?

And this hole inside of me
Needs to be filled up
I've got sugar and tea
But no cream in my cup

How I've been waiting here upon the block
I've just had so much time to take stock
He'll hold the key to open up my lock
And show me his huge throbbing cock / confidence*

This hole inside of me 
Keeps getting moister
Won't someone put a pearl
Deep inside my oyster

And I'll show him that I
Am more than this hooooole

This hole inside of me (This hole inside of me)
This hole inside of me
When filled...
I will be whole

*depends on which version of the song

50 Shades! The Musical Parody is still showing at the Carlos P. Romulo Auditorium in RCBC Makati. For ticket inquiries, you may contact Ticketworld (891-9999). The production was made possible by both Nineworks Theatrical and Vivre Fort Entertainment.

The Pinoy thespians included in the cast are Lorenz Martinez, Karel Marquez, Bituin Escalante, George Schulze, and Julz Savard.